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Police Jokes and Humor:
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 Vehicle Stop Blonde Jokes 
 Civilian Friends vs Police Friends 
 Funny 911 Calls 
 Deputy Sheriffs on a Retreat 
 Having a Bad Day 
 How to Write a Police Report 
 Funny Police Quotes 
 To All You OLD Law Dogs... 
 300 MPH Speeding Ticket 
 You might be a cop if 





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San Diego & L.A. Executive Protection Firearms Training
If you’re enrolled in an Executive Protection Program or a Police Academy and you need firearms training then look no further.  Gideon Protective Services offers Pistol 1.5 defensive shooting course specifically tailored for Law Enforcement or Executive Protection.   If you are getting into the executive protection field or law enforcement and you are new to [...]

Allen County Indiana Sheriff’s Department K9 Training Graduation
The class has recently undergone 14-weeks of intense training and is certified in the areas of: Obedience Control, Evidence Search, Area Search, Building Search, Tracking and the Detection of Marijuana, Cocaine, Heroin, Methamphetamine and Ecstasy. Trooper Robert J. Lambert II and Diesel, Indiana State Police Ryan David Kauffman and Titan, Wolcottville Police Officer Edward Joseph [...]



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Common Council?s Picks Current Albany Police Deputy Chief Steven Krokoff
Common Council’s unanimous vote clears way for formal swearing-in. At 40, Krokoff will be one of the city’s youngest police chief in at least a century and possibly ever. One of the most remarkable aspects of his ascension from relative obscurity outside the department he’s served for 17 years has been the lack of controversy [...]

New Police Cars
Overall, the police market totals about 60,000 cars a year, and cruisers sell from about $25,000-$30,000, before special equipment is added, which can cost an additional $10,000-$20,000. Chevy Caprice Police Car (reported top speed 146) The Australian Caprice looks like the 2009 Pontiac G8 and shares its rear-wheel-drive platform with the Camaro. While the new [...]



Funny Police Quotes

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.

15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My personal favorite.)

13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."

6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven"

5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

4. "Just how big were those two beers?"

3. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC (National Crime Information Center)."

2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours at least you know someone who can post your bail."And.................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!

1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't!